Intelligent, Condescending Life Discovered In Distant Galaxy
The Onion Monday 6th February, 2012
HOUSTON—Marking a momentous leap forward in humankind's understanding of the universe, NASA scientists announced today they had received a radio transmission confirming the existence of intelligent, extremely condescending life in a galaxy nearly 13.8 billion light-years away. According to officials at the Lyndon B. Johnson Space Center, the...





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